The Fight Article : Round 1

Beliciu vs. Lefave

Supporting Beliciu:

Szarka (Beliciu): Beliciu would win, Lefave would be on his phone talking to someone about some new fangled money making scheme

Mcclounie (Beliciu): It’s a given, cmon it’s Christian

Marcotte (Beliciu): Lefave’s a femme

Debbie (Beliciu): just b/c I hate Christian and didn’t want to say him

Navi (Beliciu): Both would have to be drunk for this to happen, since Beliciu would be pouring all his beers in the toilet and Christian would be drunk off Courvoisier, I’ll take Beliciu

Supporting Lefave:

Fedoruk (Lefave): he would hire someone to kick Beliciu's ass

Monaghan (Lefave): dirty fight, b/c there both pieces of shit, both won’t go below the belt b/c there’s nothing to hit; but Christian would probably win b/c he’d hire a goon to beat Beliciu, then have sex with him later

Ion (Lefave): They’d both meet their bitter end through nail biting and slapping, quite the sight to see, Lefave though…Beliciu’s too small. To win anything. Ever

Laporte (Lefave): A lot more wiry

Christian (Lefave): I’d poke him in the eyes, and then kick him in the nuts

The Winner : Beliciu - 18 Votes to 5. (78%)

Jamal vs. Sonne

Supporting Jamal:

Monaghan (Jamal): Is Jamal allowed to fight?  I’d take Jamal; Sonne doesn’t have it in him

Jamal (Jamal): Jamal’s fucking crazy

Szarka (Jamal): hmmm, born again punk vs. curved sword carrying Arab, I think swords hurt more than depressing songs

Trevor (Jamal): Like Sonne??? I’ll go with Jamal

Kolowicz (Jamal): Jamal owns

Ion (Jamal): Jamal because I want it to happen so bad

Amy (Jamal): He sounds like he’s Asian

Christian (Jamal): Don’t ask me this stupid of question ever again.

Laporte (Jamal): Jamal as long as it isn’t during Ramadan, because then he’d be weak during the day.

Supporting Sonne:

Clarkson (Sonne): Someone’s gotta vote for him

Roach (Sonne): Sonne would realize Jamal’s smarter, so he slits his throat

Mcclounie (Sonne): let’s just go Sonne for the hell of it, cmon it’s Sonne, he’ll get his whole entire band geek posse on his side, then your fucked

The Winner : Jamal - 19 Votes to 3. (86%)

Clarkson vs. Ion

Supporting Clarkson:

Clarkson (Clarkson): I gotta have faith in myself

Szarka (Clarkson): No one with a scar on their face ever loses a fight, ever. I've got one, and I'm sick tough

Whitfield (Clarkson): Excellent match up, go until they fall a sleep, we’ll go Clarkson, pent up anger that no one has seen

Catherine/Hera (Clarkson): He’s too quiet, his fury will be unleashed

Amy (Clarkson): Andy’s weak

Supporting Ion:

Jamal (Ion): I taught him a couple moves in our Puce days

Ion (Ion): Me. I just would.

Christian (Ion): Clarkson’s a pussy

Seslija (Ion): He’s a badass

Garbo (Ion): Don’t know Clarkson that well

The Winner : Clarkson - 15 Votes to 5. (75%)

Lariviere vs. Whitfield

Supporting Lariviere:

Szarka (Lariviere): People that listen to Modest Mouse don't fight

Marcotte (Lariviere): Lariviere’s a tank

Supporting Whitfield:

Fedoruk (Whitfield): Whitfield would kill Lariviere

Monaghan (Whitfield): Whitfield’s huge-er & more masculine than him

Whitfield (Whitfield): Lariviere’s a puss, why even ask that question?

Trevor (Whitfield): Lariviere’s a skirt

Ion (Whitfield): he's nuts and stuff.  And he'd have a smile on his face the whole time because that's just Sean.

Garbo (Whitfield): Don’t see any anger in Lariviere, Erin gets hit on and he walks away, Whitfield’s got some fight in him

Christian (Whitfield): Lariviere’s the biggest puss in the world

Ingram (Whitfield): Sean’s a wall, barely ever seen him get hurt

The Winner : Whitfield - 18 Votes to 2. (90%)

Monaghan vs. Warner

Supporting Monaghan:

Szarka (Monaghan): Warner is a good for nothing super troopers stealing son of a bitch, he stinks, and I hate him, by these facts alone Monaghan wins before the fight even happens

Roach (Monaghan): Warner would ask for road head, and Monaghan would punch him out

Navi (Monaghan): Monaghan used to be a butcher; I could see him speed bagging Warner like he speed bags cow carcass like Rocky Balboa.

Christian (Monaghan): Monaghan would be on drugs, therefore wouldn’t feel pain because he would be too spaced out

Supporting Warner:

Debbie (Warner): I just can’t imagine Monaghan fighting

Monaghan (Warner): depends on why were fighting, I’ve never been in a fight in my life, Warner can talk a good fight

Jamal (Warner): Monaghan’s a fucking pussy

Warner (Warner): Just because, I’m insulted that you put me against him

Whitfield (Warner): Warner’s fighsty, he’ll use his nails

Trevor (Warner): Monaghan would be more drunk, so Warner would win

Kolowicz (Warner): Warner’s got some pipes

Ion (Warner): He’s too dumb sometimes to know when he’s getting hit

Marcotte (Warner): I dunno, that’d be a close one; Monaghan has no stamina though, Warner works out, so…I remember Monaghan in gym, he used to sit in the corner laughing and making jokes

The Winner : Warner - 18 Votes to 4. (82%)

JC vs. Navi

Supporting Cooper:

Monaghan (JC): a couple bears, a good one…JC would win b/c he’s an angry bastard…Navi seems like a teddy bear, but JC seems like an angry drunk bastard

Jamal (JC): a toss up, both are crazy bastards, I’d have to take JC though

Warner (JC): Cooper’s just fucking crazy and packs a mean punch, he’s just a nuts wrecking train

Szarka (JC): Cooper unanimously, Navi would show up to the bout shitfaced and would freestyle between rounds

Mcclounie (JC): sorry man, but I’ve seen coop fight, he’s wirey

Christian (JC): Cooper would eat Navi

Ingram (JC): JC used to fight everyone in grade school, he had a finishing move, where he would grab their neck and then against the wall, then give them a knee to the face, that’s a lot of JC

Seslija (JC): Navi ’s too calm; never seen him get angry

Supporting Navi :

Debbie (Navi): this would be a close one, but probably you Navi

Roach (Navi): After Navi hits a bad shot, JC would run his mouth and Navi would hit him with the 9 iron

Kolowicz (Navi): Definite height / reach advantage

Ion (Navi): provided no broomsticks, shoes, knives, bats, baseballs were allowed to be used and it was like fight club rules....Navi would rock JC's ass..but if broomsticks were allowed...Navi should be praying.

Marcotte (Navi): You for sure buddy, (Marcotte starts throwing ‘bows)

Laporte (Navi): Speed plus large arms

Navi (Navi): Seriously, Debbie said I’d win, and who would know better about JC’s inability to perform under pressure

The Winner : JC - 13 Votes to 8. (62%)

Ludwig vs. Seslija

Supporting Ludwig:

Debbie (Ludwig): hard to say…I’d have to say Alex just b/c of his size

Monaghan (Ludwig): Pete would put up a good fight, but ultimately Ludwig’s army training and anger would take over

Clarkson (Ludwig): Just look at Ludwig

Roach (Ludwig): ooohh, Europeans; Pete would talk shit on Nazi's and Ludwig would rip his head off

Mcclounie (Ludwig): good fight, but I think Ludwig

Supporting Seslija:

Szarka (Seslija): both would die at the same time, but Ludwig would die first; librarians in the family give you mental toughness

Warner (Seslija): Crazy close, Ludwig’s strong, but Pete’s too crazy and too quick for Ludwig

Whitfield (Seslija): Ludwig acts tough, but Pete knows some gay wrestling shit

Kolowicz (Seslija): Pete would be quicker, more boxing shape than Ludwig

Ion (Seslija): oh....clash of the titans.  nice work.  i'd like to say they'd both win...otherwise they'll hate me and break me with their eyes.  but Pete. because he's Pete.

Garbo (Seslija): Serbia beat Germany in WW7

Seslija (Seslija): Germany falls to the mighty Serbian empire.

The Winner : Seslija - 14 Votes to 7. (67%)

And that's all folks, if you want to see the actual word document with EVERY answer, click here.  Also, there will be a round 2, but in a while since this took forever. Hope you enjoyed it,

Navi aka. Krivo

Navigator_Rw@hotmail.com

2004 BRN
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2003 BRN
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