Dziamaarsky gets drunk and threatens the Mayor!

Last Sunday we went to the skatepark in Novi. On the way back, Evan, Donnie & Dziamaarsky wanted to drink, so we stop just off Grand River Avenue in Detroit and they pick up some 40's. (I couldn't because I had to go into work.) Well they all drink their 40's while we drove around the D and solicited prostitutes (see quote).  After having some fun with that, we head back for Canadian soils. All of them were sort of drunk and wanted to keep going. I left them about 9:30 when I had to get ready for work and they were all plotting on getting some whiskey off Evan. I thought nothing of that night until Wednesday, when I get a call from Donnie that the police are at his house searching and asking all kinds of questions about graffiti. He tells me he'll call me back and I'm confused as all hell.

So anyway, he calls back and tells me that on Sunday (when they were all waxed), Dziamaarsky goes up to the fridge and calls this graffiti hotline number (Donnie had it on the fridge because it's funny, "Call us if you see graffiti!" Well no shit, we see graffiti everywhere...anyway...) So I guess the police came because they said someone called, made racial comments, threatened Eddie Francis' life and said a bunch of other stuff they didn't understand...then SAID IT WAS ADAM DUROCHER TALKING.

So all these 5-0's show up at Donnie's, after checking the number and are asking all kinds of questions. Thankfully, Donnie tells them that it's Dziamaarsky that did it and they call him; he called the constable and settled everything with an apology and explanation of being drunk as hell.

There were some great quotes that came from this though...

Donnie: It was Chris Dziamaarsky
5-0: Dziamaarsky, can you spell that?
Donnie: Dz...Dz...Dz...[looks around], I don't know, it starts Dz but sounds like Jah

Donnie's Dad: What about that time when you were 14 and stole paint?
Donnie: Why are you talking about this right now?
Donnie's Dad: I don't think Steve ever paid you back that $200

Police Constable: Where's Adam Durocher right now?
Dziamaarsky: University
Police Constable: What's he taking?
Dziamaarsky: uh, um, Meteorology or something
Police Constable: ...or some shit, eh?
Dziamaarsky: yea...

Now that I'm relieved because I'm in the clear (knock on wood), it's great to be able to pull the mayor card on Dziamaarsky.

Dziamaarsky: "Nugget, why don't you get drunk and wake up in a parking booth?"
Navi: "Dziamaarsky, why don't you get drunk and threaten the mayor's life?

Navi