My First Hate Mail!


I got my first ever hate mail; I'm pretty happy about this because someone actually took the time to e-mail me...most people just threaten me in person. 

Well here it is...

 

Date: January 5th, 2005    6:51:02 PM

From: "shawn clarkson"    shawnclark83@hotmail.com

To: Navigator_RW@hotmail.com

Subject: asshole

 

You made me the lowest of the low
katie holmes = shawn clarkson
what the fuck man, even terry is better than me.
now I will give you I am a pretty damn hot chick but christ sake

 

 

Well Clarkson...Scotty was the one to provide the idea for your character, so I asked him and this is what he had to say.

 

Maybe he's just worried over being typecast?/LMAO

...Personally, I'd rather be played by Katie than The Faggy German Guy, Warren, or even Patrick Roach...but I'm too old to be played by Katie Holmes...hmmm maybe Phoebe Cates, but not Katie Holmes...I'd consider it flattering!!!:)
-Peace!,
The "Ultimate" Asshole:)

Hmmm...well ok, maybe it's just Scott that thinks so...lets ask Andy Ion...

post his pussy comment.  I'm Bill Nye and I think that's sweet. he should bless his stars that he's played by Katie Holmes...and not some gearbox like Gary Shandling like he deserves. 

Alright, seems that Andy agrees as well...lets go for the trifecta...Monaghan?

he's more like scarface from halfbaked if anything

Well Monaghan basically agreed, because he didn't say that it would suck to be Katie Holmes; just that you could have been cast better.  So I'm going to take the course of action proposed by M-Money and re-cast you...

 

 

Clarkson's electronic complaining has made me realize that he's right...he can't be Katie Holmes; she's not even close to being as annoying as Clarkson with all his mail.  We need someone who can be irritating and will always be irritating...
 
Lisa Kudrow as Shawn Clarkson

Thanks for the mail Clarkson.

 

Navi

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