Letters from Germany - Ludwig Addresses the Masses.


So Ludwig e-mailed me the other day and told me to put this up for everyone to read.  Some people aren't feeling it, but whatever, do whatcha want.

 

What's up man?  Sorry I never write or see you on MSN ever, but I haven't been writing anyone... bad friend I guess I feel like an ass about it sometimes but lots of shit going on here though keeping me busy.

So was on your site today for like the first time in a LONG TIME.  Read through some of the newer stuff (maybe its older, don't even know).

The fight matches were a pretty cool idea, and you had some good match ups. I laughed at many of the comments.  I noticed however in Me versus Pete, Pete got to vote but I didn't.

I vote for myself, no question about it.  By the time I was done with Seslija, for round 2 you'd be putting him up against Christopher Reeves... POST DEATH.

Everyone who voted against me is dead, including Seslija.  I'd grind you fuckin Nancies into fine powder, then I'd stir some into a glass of water, and you know what it would taste like?  Like a bunch of 10 year old girls in ballet dresses who have no fuckin' clue what they are talking about.

(Would you expect any less of a response from me?)

I remember kicking the crap outta Scott Howle on a daily basis in grade school, but that's not really saying much. Other than that and a few shoving matches, i've only ever been in one serious fight, and that was years ago.  One thing I realised though in that fight is when youre mad and ready to fight, you can pull some pretty hardcore face breaking shit.  Fights don't last long.  Point being, im definetly no brawler when it comes to experience, but I think me and Pete are both the kinda guys who in the right (or rather WRONG) circumstances could totally fuckin lose it and think about nothing else other than murdering whoever it is we're fighting.  If me and Pete went at it a handful of times in different situations, or even similar situations a few times over, I don't think either of us would win or lose every time.  Either way each fight would last a minute tops, if that even.  It would bve hard for a situation to arise where we both would be in a blood rage.  I think one of us would be furious and in a rage, and the other would be at the disadvantage because they wouldn't be in this state.

The thing is I am really good tempered and the only time I would really get worked up to the point where I would fight someone I don't even know, let alone a good friend and someone I respect, would be the point where I would fight seriously (the only way I would fight, since fighting for anything less is stupid), like it would either be Im gonna kill the fucker, or he's gonna have to kill me.  If it was an end-to-all-ends brawl, one of us isn't coming out alive, I'm sure as hell not saying it would be easy by any means, but I feel confident in saying by the end, battered as I may be, Seslija would be 6 feet under.  I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.  Chances are he thinks the same thing.  Guess we're going to have to kill each other to find out.

As far as me "acting" tough (according to Whitfield) I think that's bullshit.  When do I act tough?  Im a harsh person by nature, but I mean when do I ever start shit?  If shit hit the fan, I'd be more than tough... you don't need to worry about that one.  Im not trying to play rambo or be big headed, but I know some of the shit I had to go through in the army and an Iron Will and a thurst to kill is a hell of weapon.  If someone got me to the point where I felt fighting them is legit, its because I plan on murdering them in the worst way.  And as far as not having "a boxers shape" or being cut like Pete, when is the last time some fairy boxer won UFC? Or even if one did, he sure as hell didn't do it sticking to boxing rules.  Boxing is a sport involving a referie and rules and "looking" like a boxer hardly plays a role in any fuckin way.  We aren't boxing, we're looking to murder each other.  Last time I checked there are no rules in brawling.

In conclusion, like everything in life me and Pete fighting would be 90% mental, and the other 10%? Well that would be my fat German Wang running the show.  So game over, I win. SERIOUSLY.

Ludwig.

P.S.  Put this on your fuckin site and make sure everyone reads it.

P.S.S.  Everyone who voted for me gets a beer, including me... infact I get two cases... per week.. starting 4 years ago.

P.S.S.S.  Concerning your BRN Movie casting list.  For the record "Faggy German Guys" put their dicks in pussies worth dicking, both in the movie "Super Troopers" and in Puce.  So why don't you go ahead and spread some nair on your tongue Durocher, and lick the fuckin' stubble off my brass thundergod nuts.

I'll see you fairies in August,
Cheers.

 

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