A look at my overgrown wallet.


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  • "My receipts! The chair! My tiger poster!"
                                                        -George Costanza

I need an abacus.  Really, I do need an abacus to count the number of references to George Costanza that I get whenever I pull out my wallet.  Much like George, I keep everything that has any semblance of usefulness (see: Participating Florida Exxon Gas Station Tiger Poster Voucher), stored away in my wallet in case of ever needing it.  But, there comes a time every year when it just gets too big to the point where I would actually need sugar packets like George to balance myself.  That point comes about usually when I sit imbalanced, my pants fit too tight and when it looks like I'm carrying a GameBoy in my back pocket everywhere. 

Lets take a look inside...

Wallet Items:

2 Quarters, 5 Dimes, 1 Nickel ($1.05) American.
1 Quarter, 2 Dimes, 2 Nickels, 22 Pennies ($0.77) Canadian.

Paper Clip.
Birth Certificate.
3 Lifestyle Condoms.
Green Shield Card.
Movie Gallery Card.
1 of those wallet photo booklets with a picture of Donald Trump.
Videophile Card.
B.R. Taxi Card.

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Piece of paper signifying that I had Italy in the 2002 World Cup pool.
My boss' son's business card for the Town of Lakeshore.
My boss' brother's business card for Walt's Paint & Body Shop.
Business card for a Royal Dalton shop in Brampton.

Social Insurance card.
MVP Club Card for Just Sports in Great Lakes Crossing Mall.
My old G license.
Health card.
Blockbuster card.
Directions to the Ministry of Health.
Eye on Video (Amherstberg) membership card.

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Royal Bank client card.
Air Miles card.
University of Windsor Printing cash card.
Barrie Police Services Card (from when my Camera was stolen/lost).
Ali Safari Sony Store business card.
My old issued Royal Bank client card.
CAA membership card.
University of Windsor student card.
Essex County Library card.
3 Koya Japan Teriyaki Chicken punch cards.
Stag Shop business card.
Rogers Video membership card.
Royal Bank Visa Credit Card.
University of Windsor Photocopy Card.
PC account card.
Driver's License.
2 Free Movie / Game Rentals @ Movie Gallery.
1 Buy 6 coffees and earn double air miles punch card (expire 2005)
Business Card that Kayla gave me of her cute Australian friend (you know, if ever I'm in Western Australia).

A little card that tells me my credit card cancel number.
$7.54 Receipt for 3 Chili Cheese Burritos @ Taco Bell (Feb.26,05).
$25.75 Receipt for Dragon Inn Restaurant (Jan.21,06).
$6.39 Receipt for Water & Apples @ Price Chopper (Apr.9,06).
$4.00 Receipt for Essex Burger King (Feb.14,06).
$6.44 Receipt for Wyandotte Capri Pizza (Jun.2,05).
A full page letter from Kayla stating she was sleeping at Candace's house.
$54.92 Receipt for Detroit Lafayette Store Gas (Feb.3,06).
$25.00 Receipt for the Bookroom (Feb.6,06).
Chinese Receipt Candy Wrapper.
$24.14 Nike Flexlite Hockey Stick Receipt @ Nationals (Feb.10,06).
Directions to Dylan Degraff's House in Kitchener written for me by The Fondeler.
$37.00 Spago's Dinner Receipt (Feb.20,06).
Directions to a Sex Shop & the LCBO in Niagara Falls.
$69.55 Parking Ticket for Toronto.
$1.10 Pioneer Bonu$ Buck$.
$0.80 Canadian Tire Money.
$105.99 Receipt for Timberland Kicks @ Oakland Mall Bostonian Shoe (Mar.23,06).
$29.33 Receipt for McReilly's Pub in Barrie (Apr.29,06).
$4.06 Receipt for Wyandotte 7-11 (Apr.4,06).
$17.46 Receipt for KFC in Carrolton Kentucky (Sep.5,05).
$104.24 Receipt for Holiday Inn in Louisville Kentucky paid for by a friend. (Sep.4,05).

2 $0.50 Coupon's for Nothing at the Ambassador Bridge.

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$10 000 Ecuador Money Bill that I got for Christmas from my first girlfriend's Uncle. (2003?).
$7.72 Receipt for a Fruit Salad and Cadbury Eggs @ Wallaceburg Sobey's (Feb.05,05).
$13.00 Receipt for Leopard's when Kayla and I went last Monday.
$9.10 Receipt for Green Pepper, Black Olive & Feta Cheese Pizza @ Pizza Plus.

$88.55 Receipt for dinner at the The Pitt for Pasta in Windsor (Apr.24,06).
$3.16 Receipt for Burger King (Apr.8,06).
$4.59 Receipt for Renting Gummo @ Roger's.
1 of those pieces of papers that you stick in Dividers of Notebooks.
$52.95 Receipt for 1 Profile Crank Arm @ Albe's.
14 Various Debit Receipts.
7 Canadian to American Exchange Receipts.
8 Receipts for $280.00 in Gas @ Duty Free.

As I examined these items coming from my wallet; I cleaned it out...so I'm going to have a normal wallet for a couple of months.

 

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