One or the Other...

A favorite game of mine to play while on long rides home is "one or the other."  The point of the game is to provide a person two options and see which they would pick.

Well the other day, I got an afternoons shift for once and I text messaged pretty much everyone on my phone with one "one or the other" question.

1. [to Dziamaarsky]: go to White Castle bathroom (Dziamaarsky has phobia of public bathrooms) or drive to Chatham with two chatty girls (Dziamaarsky has a pet peeve of when girl's talk of minor daily occurrences)

[Dziamaarsky's Response]: White Castle.  I'm going straight on the floor though.

2. [to Kayla]: watch Navi attempt a 15 stair handrail (Kayla is scared to watch me try big tricks) or watch an NHL game (Kayla hates hockey because her dad tied her skates too tight as a child.)

[Kayla's Response]: NHL game.  I couldn't watch you mess up that beautiful face.

3. [to Steve]: Which would you put on your car?  (Steve has a car with 22 inch rims that he takes great pride in)

A. Bullhorns
B. 84's (Dirty old stock Cadillac rims that Mike Jones likes)
C. Giant MONEY sticker with 15 extra Y's and plenty extra clouds (Steve always laughs when he sees MONEY pieces with clouds, crosses, cornucopias, &c.)

[Steve's Response]: Bullhorns for sure.

4. [to Quizmaster]: Wake up tomorrow and be as good as Donnie at biking or wake up tomorrow and be 4 inches taller? (Quiz is short)

[Quiz's response]: I'm going to have to go with 4 inches taller.

5. [to Jason Brabant]: Ride Cincinnati with random kids from Cottam or ride Essex with Taj Mihelich (pro biker)?

[Jason's response]: Oh shit. I say ride Cincy! Would you ride Windsor with Vinnie Sammon (pro biker) or Brooklyn with Donald Trump?

[Navi's response]: You don't know but I have the biggest man crush on Donald Trump ever, for sure Brooklyn with the Trumpster.

6. [to Seth]: Cursive concert with Roge (Seth's boy) or G-Unit (Seth dislikes cheesy rap) with Eva Longoria?

[Seth's response]: Fuck no to both, but G-Unit if I had to pick one.

7. [to Andy Ion]: Pearl Jam with Szarka or G-Unit (Andy only likes 7 bands with minimal rap entries) with Elle McPherson?

At this point Andy calls me (everyone else just text messaged back)..."Oh shit, I didn't even know my phone could do that, it just started make some strange noise!"...[insert some small talk]..."So, yea I say Pearl Jam, I got about the same chance of fucking Szarka as I do Elle McPherson."

Navi