The closest I'll ever get to being a slum lord.

With the 3rd anniversary of BR Nation having come and gone; I figured I should show some appreciation to the people that have supported it from the start, or have just generally supported this BRN agenda.

So last week I took my weekly pay from Ford's and bought up 9 houses for 10 of my friends & family. Now we can all live near each other in the 3rd world city known as the D! It only cost me $36400 USD...approximately what I get from Ford's weekly, plus or minus a chili cheese burrito or two.

Thumbnail	Remax Link	Comments
	Property #1. Screenshot	Monaghan will be missed if he moves to Toronto...so I picked him up this nice pink bungalow to remove any need for him to leave. Your welcome buddy!
	Property #2. Screenshot	Kolowicz is one of those guys I don't mind, but I wouldn't go out of my way for; so I picked him up the cheapest property I could find.
	Property #3. Screenshot	I always felt bad for Scott for having to live in La Salle...so I picked up this property for him...added bonus: he no longer has to take out the trash.
	Property #4. Screenshot	This one I picked up for Kayla & me. Kayla is a sucker for white lattice fence & I'm a sucker for 2 100 sq ft of living area...here to Detroit's first skatepark being in our yard.
	Property #5. Screenshot	Remax.com is quoted as saying "large porch for extra entertainment," so now we don't need to go to Puce anymore... forget Windsor; this is JC's new place.
	Property #6. Screenshot	I like fucking with Ludwig, so I picked up the smallest house listed (576 sq.ft.). Now we have a place for a World Cup party!
	Property #7. Screenshot	If I'm purchasing all this property for others, how can I leave my parents out?...and with my dad being retired, he has something to do now in this quaint fixer-up'er.
	Property #8. Screenshot	Vacant land in Detroit...how can I go wrong with this purchase? Trails Fondelah?
	Property #9. Screenshot	Whoops I almost forgot Warriner...so I hurried and picked up this house & will even throw in the extra flashlight that Remax recommends you bring along.

Disclaimer: Firstly, my intention is not to poke fun at the ghetto or these houses...my intention is to poke fun at the Remax listings. I thank my lucky stars I live in BR & not on Fenkell, Hamilton or Chene Street in Detroit. Secondly, I'm not trying to floss money...I constantly get "buy me this, you work at Ford's" comments...which is all I'm trying to refer to

JurajKolnikIsElite@GMail.com

The pages in this website are best viewed in 1024 x 768.
Any lower sizes might mess up the layout.

2006 BRN
Please give credit where it is due, thanks.