Flamer of the Week Archive

09-12-07 - Alexander Keith

1. Keith's is the worst swill of a beer that I've ever had.
2. Your commercials aren't clever or funny.
3. You tarnish Nova Scotia's reputation.

01-31-07 -Wyclef Jean - As Per Donnie Suggestion.

How did the worst Fugee become the most popular?

Need proof of this one?  Watch the Chapelle show and listen to him try to stretch the end of words.

12-12-06 -Queen Latifah - As Per Roach Suggestion.

I've only met one person in my life who liked Queen Latifah.

Here's a free clue: it isn't those girls.

08-28-06 -Oprah - There are a lot of obvious picks for flamer of the week and this is one of them. Normally I try to avoid picking them because they're sort of boring...but the other day I was watching Oprah (forgive me I was drinking) and there was dramatic music playing with an over voice to tell me that, "after the break Oprah will do something she hasn't done in over 20 years!!!"

So what did she do? Pump Gas. That's what. Firstly, it's boring - why do middle age women want to watch a stuck up millionaire pump gas for the first time in "over 20 years". Secondly, she made a big deal out of it...with talking into the camera stating that she hadn't done it since 1983 in Baltimore. Lastly, to top it all off, she couldn't figure out how to pump the damn gas! So some random hispanic fellow walking by had to do it for her.

That'd be the day I pump gas for bitch-ass Oprah.

08-14-06 -The Raconteurs - Steady as she goes wasn't even that good of song anyway...then 89x had to go and play it 8 times a day...when did 89x turn into WJLB and play the same song over and over?

06-29-06 -Justin Guarini

05-09-06 -Viktor Kozlov - What a waste of a 9th pick in the hockey pool.  Viktor gets $1.748 million to be a healthy scratch because he can't put together enough effort behind his natural talent and skills.

02-09-06 -Mark Cuban - I like his outspokenness but otherwise don't give a rat's ass about this guy.  I hate seeing his face and I hate how he's everywhere.

01-08-06 -Bruce Willis - Scott pulled out one of the greatest records I've ever seen, from back when actors made music.  Monaghan said this makes him flamer of the week and I can't disagree...

12-06-05 -Mike O'Connell - As a Boston fan, I've never been too fond of O'Connell.  After trading Joe Thornton for some slightly above average players and Wayne Primeau; I thought it was about time to decree him flaming.

09-25-05 - Kayla's roommate's boyfriend - I've been staying at Kayla's quite a lot & he was complaining to his girlfriend about how 'I'm using up all the power & water."  Yet the asshole knows nothing as I'm tossing Kayla money for the water bill & it's not like my cell phone charger is really driving up the energy bill.  I know no one will know about this, but I just hate people who stick their nose in business that doesn't affect them or matters they have missing information from.

07-26-05- Coco's Bar - In Grand Bend, Ontario this weekend & was told this was the place to be; bullshit - we paid $5 cover for a sausage fest bar (the number of girls on the streets in Grand Bend was ridiculous); also, the beers were $5 each & the place played constant garbage techno.

06-05-05- Goldie Hawn - Seriously has this old bag ever been in anything good... Private Benjamin? The Banger Sisters? God, talk about someone who needs to go away.

05-04-05- Joseph Ratzinger aka. Pope Benedict 16 - He was a member of the Hitler youth, called Buddhism 'Autoerotic Spirituality' and to top it all off...he's German.

04-03-05- Terri Shiavo's Parents - Thanks for bringing worldwide attention to your daughter who had the horrible disease known as bulimia.

03-28-05- Sean Whitfield - Who goes downtown when JC is having a party? Lets get serious now.

03-13-05- The Anheuser-Busch Company - I just found out there used to be 64oz. bottles of Olde English but they were discontinued...for this, you are flaming.

02-21-05- AJ Feeley - you're a shitty quarterback that shouldn't have a starting job...you threw 15 interceptions in 8 games and had a rating of 61.7... I mean there's plenty of garbage quarterbacks kicking around but to top it all off you're dating Heather Mitts...

02-08-05 - Ryan Roach (for bringing shit up from 4 years ago as an argument...you know I told you like 25 times I blacked out and don't remember throwing up in your basement, I apologized to your dad, your moms, you, Monaghan, &c...why can't you let it go???  I Don't remember it, if I did - don't you think I would have cleaned it up, am I really that low class?  I apologize that you cannot comprehend this, for you must have never been this drunk, and I'm not going to say I was right in being that drunk, but the fact of the matter is that I didn't then and don't today remember throwing up...)

01-30-05 - Scott Woodall & Ryan Roach (b/c they complained about not being included)

01-23-05 - 3 Doors Down (b/c they're washed up and need to go away)

01-14-05 - Christina Applegate (b/c her career ended in the 80's and she hurt Anchorman)