Quote of the Week

2008-37: Don (3)

"I don't mind that song, it's a song about bitches kissing bitches that makes bitches kiss bitches."

Donnie on Katy Perry's 'I Kissed a Girl'

2008-32: Don (2)

"There's this one part in the kids in the hall where there's this gay fantasy. It's REEEAL good."

Donnie trying to explain to me the appeal of kids in the hall.

2008-31: The Fondeler (4)

"I'm for anything that Paul McCartney is against."

The Fondeler on clubbing baby seals

The Fondeler (3)

"I've been having good dreams of late...gun battle dreams and watching bike videos on my computer dreams..."

Steven TooDamnHomo (1)

"Remember that one time when we drinking 40s on that picnic table, then went and saw Save the Last Dance? "

Steve to Donnie

The Fondeler (2)

"There's only one volume for Danzig; and it's up!"

The Fondeler while watching Nowhere Fast

Roge (1)

"Who the fuck wears a white blazer with a 2Pac shirt?."

Roge on Some Guy at the Loop

Seth Makotako (1)

"26 is ten years too old for me."

Seth on milfs.

JC Cooper (1)

"Debbie you want some crotch beet?  It's ripe for the picking."

JC to Debbie

Alex Ludwig (2)

"If Macedonian women were tight, then you wouldn't be here."

Ludwig to Vasovski.

Jake Carrico (1)

"I'd love to fuck a woman in power. Imagine being able to say I fucked Condoleezza Rice and saying  she loved it."

Carrico after seeing Condoleezza Rice in a commercial on Sunday.

Mike Monaghan (2)

"Is that a kid's juice glass full of Strongbow?"

Monaghan to Scotty.

Random Hooker (1)

"For all four of y'all...I can do that for $25 each."

Some hooker's response to The Fondelers' solicitation on Grand River.

Bartholomiej Wnek (1)

"Dude ya! It was with John Buckles, we would hot box under a canoe in Currie's pool but once in a while there would be too much smoke so you'd have to swim for air."

Bart to The Fondeler.

The Don (1)

"I don't think they're going to be impressed by a pickup truck with a cab on the back."

-Donnie after I suggested flossing in my dads truck in front of the female gym class at BR High.

Andy Ion (1)

"I was drunk last night...honking the horn on a zamboni." 

Brittany Harrigan (1)

"If he can go upside down on a bicycle, imagine what he could do in bed."   -Kayla's friend Britney on hearing that I have a friend that can do backflips.

Andrew Handelsman (1)

"Gesto...isn't that from Beauty and the Beast; wait that's Geston."   -Handelsmann on Kayla's hometown.

The Fondeler (1)

"I thought you were a security guard, you look just like one."   - The Fondeler to a policeman in Ohio after we got detained for riding a bench outside of the skatepark

Mike Monaghan (1)

"Fuck McCartney, he was the worst Beatle...Lennon & Harrison wrote the lyrics and Ringo was just a stooge."

Ryan Warriner (1)

"If you can't appreciate Nate Dogg singing his heart out about pussy and shit, then I don't even want to talk to you."

Scott Woodall (2)

"That cat was done playing with that mouse after like 4 seconds...just like Terry with a whore."

Scott Woodall (1)

"Every time I hear Gloria Estevan, I want to kill someone"  - Scott on Gloria Estevan

Sean Clarkson (1)

"Andy, I would beat your ass"  - Clarkson to Ion re: their fight match up

Steve Burton (2)

"Never trust a girl who likes sci-fi movies, keep both eyes and especially you're good one on her"  - Steve on Janice

Adam Fostey (1)

"What are you Michael Jackson??" - Fostey after seeing Marcotte smoking with one glove - he forgot the other at home.

Krivo (1)

"Are you sure all that stuff will fit in the King George??" - Myself after Marcotte going on about having enormous iced out dice and watches in the background for his performances.

Raeanne's Father (1)

"We used to call them travellers." - Raeanne's father reminiscing about the good ol days.

Dave Quesnel (1)

"You're the leetest of the noobs; Fostey, Dugas, Marcotte & Mike Lepine." - Dave in response to Andy declaring he was leet

JC Cooper (1)

"Circ, you're not putting that door in the front yard."- Jc to Circ as he spotted him making off with his bedroom door..

Steve Burton (1)

"Sure you have an exam, I know you're going to another John Mayer concert." -  Burton on why I wasn't working.

Alex Ludwig (1)

"I'm not going to lie to you, I like this a hell of a lot better than 311" - Ludwig on OMC

Jamie Marcotte (1)

"Double-Hit, you heard me call it" - Marcotte playing pool