Chris Dziamaarsky's Word of the Week Archive

09-12-07

It has been too long since I talked to Dzimaarsky. Last I checked, he was asking Don if
he wrote short stories at Starbuck's after finding out that Donnie drinks Strawberry Frappucinos.

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The Spin Doctors

Spin Doctors is an alternative rock group from New York City, best known for its 1992 hits, "Two Princes" and "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong,"

Example Dziamaarsky Sentence:

"Look at those kids.  I bet you they have no clue who the Spin Doctors or Jamiroquoi is..."

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Hooping - It happens when an inmate smuggles something from the outside world up his ass into the prison.

Example Dziamaarsky Sentence:

Chris: "Jesus hoops for the straight pipe."

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Fingerplow - Utilizing your fingers on a female in a more aggresive manner than the typical fingerbang.

Example Sentence:

Stew and Erin had not had sex yet, so Stew fulfilled Erin's desires through fingerplowing.

Example Dziamaarsky Sentence:

Chris: "You bitches want to get fingerplowed?."

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Bi-Curious - A supposed straight male / female who is curious about the same sex in a sexual way

Example Sentence:

While having sex with his girlfriend Alle, Nick continuously screams "oh Mike," and keeps his eyes closed.

Example Dziamaarsky Sentence:

Chris: "Next time I see some Christians, I'm yelling bi-curious out this van window."

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Hog - Penis hanging out of barn door of boxer shorts

Example Sentence:

Chris: I'm gonna throw my Hog in that!

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Dogfucking - Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.

Example Sentence:

Guy #1: Is Chris coming?

Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.

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Buffs - a very attractive gal which is very sexy and you know you would get with

Example Sentence:

Chris: "It would have been one of the best trips roachin around ridin the park eatin buffs if we didnt lose the cam oh well the weather was nice tho."

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Thumb-Nub - the digit one is left with after having a run-in with a circular saw.

Example Sentence:

Chris: "Evan, look at your thumb nub!"

**Evan puts thumb nub in Chris' mouth**

Chris: "Tastes kind of salty."

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White-It-Down - what is necessary when Seth, Navi, Kyle or Steve are talking in Ebonics

Example Sentence:

Navi: I got that purple drink and I'm about to get my swerve on!

Chris: Can you white-it-down for me?

Navi: I have an alcoholic beverage with Robotussin in it & I plan to depart for my home after the consumption of this codeine.

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Swordfight - when two guys use their dicks as swords...

Sentence: Steve lets form a teepee and swordfight!

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Gem Star - An outstanding freestyle rapper with superior flow; a term popularized by Mobb Deep.

Sentence: Man, don't even front, I'm a gem star!

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Toss off - Giving someone a hand job. Most likely a man.

Sentence: Damn, did you get a toss off last night?

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Heckler - one who insults and harasses others to feel better about oneself

Example: Chris: 'Do a Toboggan!!!'

** Alan Cooke does toboggan to flat**

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