06/28/06 - 43 Random Pictures & Stories
There are times when interesting things happen on a given day; but that given day will only have 2 or 3 pictures. This is an attempt to use up some of those pictures and not let them, (and their great story), go to waste.
For Donnie's birthday (in April), I picked up some 40's for our day at Forest Glade; well they ended up being far too warm and we needed to find a way to cool them down.
Hence, ice bag 40's...
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While I was enjoying my 40...Donnie was enjoying going upside down.
I especially like how those kids in the
background are so oblivious...
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This kid was psyched after he found out...
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Later that day, Donnie was drunk and started
coordinating people for a picture at Forest Glade...there was a better one where
that Italian guy had his arms around those young girls; but there wasn't enough
people...so we went with this one.
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Kayla and I went to the mall one day to conduct some business pertaining to her phone. Well, we went to the mall, went to some "urban" clothing store, some gadget store & the cell phone store. After we were done shopping we headed out to the car where Kayla realized she didn't have her keys...so we went back inside.
Once inside, we went to each store and asked if they found any keys...to no avail. We told the help desk and we walked off pondering what to do. Around this time, it occurred to Kayla that she may have thrown her keys into the garbage...so she walks out the entrance and looks into the garbage to discover her keys sitting amongst the filth. So, Kayla asks me to retrieve them & I look over to the enormous amount of people outside dining at Moxie's...and tell her there is no way. So Kayla had to go garbage diving and retrieved her keys. I told her to hold them up in front of her so that we didn't look like dumpster divers; and we departed with her grimy keys in hand.
This all brings the story to this point; the
point where Kayla is unimpressed because I'm taking a picture of her and her
garbage keys.
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Evan had a ghetto ramp setup at his college house for the duration of the year and when he moved back to Milton; the ramp had to go. So instead of demolishing the ramp, Dziamaarsky picked it up to bring it to Forest Glade...
Donnie had the idea to drop out of it...
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One day in the southwest area of Detroit we encountered half a car...
I wonder if it's still there...likely so...
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That same day was a Sunday and Kayla told me to pick her up some wine in Detroit. I grabbed this one thinking nothing of it; because I thought it was just dirt; but Kayla refused to drink it because she pointed out that it was indeed, black mold.
So I poured it into a 40 bottle and drank it myself. Damn princess girlfriend.
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Kayla's friend's house has a stripper pole
and her friend B. Tellier enjoys it very much. So much that he throws
girls off to start dancing himself.
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...and in the absence of a pole...he
improvises...
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...shirtless improvisation...
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The same night of the shirtless pole dancing, was a night where I went off on an adventure and got some Chinese.
When I came back, I enjoyed my Chinese and proceeded to break an entire case of beer bottles on the door frame.
Why? No Clue...well,
anyway...here's a picture of Kayla cleaning up after me.
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One day we went to Ann Arbor in search of spots and found this GARY, which I liked...
...that's not really much of a story...
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Well, on the way to Ann Arbor we saw a turtle trying to cross I-94 and got pretty sad because we couldn't see anyway that he/she was going to make it across 8 lanes...
...so when Donnie spotted this little guy
trying to cross a long parking lot, he helped him out and into the marshy area
he was trying to get to...
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Dziamaarsky, Donnie, Steve & I got some 40's and soon finished them; so we decided to walk to A&P and buy some cooking wine.
We soon learned why no one drinks cooking wine, it tastes like you imagine Canola Oil would taste like and it absolutely coats your mouth...
If only we lived in the U.S. where you can buy alcohol past ten o'clock...lousy blue laws.
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Soon after Donnie got a taste of his it was smashed on the ground...he bet me that I couldn't down mine...
I think he forgot about my all encompassing abilities to drown all kinds of foul liquor...
God things didn't feel good after this...
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Things soon cheered up after winning that bet...
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...but boy did that cooking wine do the trick...too much drink for me @ Rock Bottom...
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Quizmaster stopped at Donnie's one day and
looked quite different than before...
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I know this is a Mozilla picture...but it made quite the great background.
Jana Kaderabkova rules...
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I got to JC's last party kind of late and
Doherty was plenty drunk already. He asked if he could get a beer from JC,
and I offered him a 40. Well, maybe about 3 minutes after, the 40 was
clearly too much weight and it went to the floor...
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JC wasn't happy with the spilt malt liquor & Doherty wasn't happy with being bossed around...
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Yea...Doherty was sort of drunk...
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As JC's party was starting to settle down, I
mentioned to Warriner that I knew where the Essex / Forester prom parties were.
So Warriner & I were off...we ran into these girls looking for some other girls
in the driveway & I didn't even realize until I put these pictures on my
computer...holy breasts...
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Girls: "...that's alright, we don't even belong her, we're in grade 10..."
Navi: [to Warriner] "hey, should we say that we don't even belong her...we're in 4th year university..."
Girls: "what was that?"
Navi: "oh, nothing"
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Overview of the Forester party; I think?
What I do know is that I wish I shaved that night because we tried to tell some girls that we were 21 and that didn't work. So we steadily moved down ages, until we just started saying 18...I don't know if they we're buying it, but it was better than being snickered at when we said we were 21...
All I know is that I was macking it up with
some girl and felt proud of my skills for once...that is until I noticed she was
drinking Vodka straight out of the bottle...trashed.
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The next day we headed out for some street
riding in Port Huron, Michigan & Dziamaarsky was bombing this embankment that
Donnie & I didn't even want to ride down...
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Dziamaarsky & Donnie got bored at the Sarnia
Bowl and got some drink from across the street...this made for a sloppy ride
home; that's for sure...
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Have to thank Seth for driving home and
relieving me of my duties for once...
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Dziamaarsky not feeling it...
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Donnie giving some support...
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...but Dziamaarsky just wasn't having it...too much excitement for him.
And yes that's a mustache...
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Just last week (we're actually getting close now), Roachy, Clarkson & I went to a Tigers game and headed to the Honest Lawyer afterwards...
Ingram was there and determined to get
trashed...determined to the point of drinking a boat(?) of beer to himself...
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We used to make fun of the Boom Boom Room posters constantly and now they may have possibly gotten worse...
Boom Boom Room seriously has to be up there
with one of the shittiest bars in Windsor...just not my (or anyone I knows)
scene.
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I left Honest Lawyer after a bit and headed to Donnie's for a few more beers. After a while, we headed to this bar near his house called Dean's.
Since you have to smoke outside now...Donnie
was running into plenty of people he knew...
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...and dancing it up...
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The new 24 Karat & Chaps Man Rap Cover...
...that's all I heard from Dziamaarsky as he
looked at these pictures the next day...
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Donnie even ran into his dad there...
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What can I say about this?
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These guys were plenty lifted as well...I
think we're establishing an idea of what Dean's is like...
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Donnie was saying that guy in the shirt
wasn't even making sense & could barely walk...so he was probably just as
confused as you are reading this...
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Riding the next day included breaking about
10 spokes...gay.
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Speaking of gay; I've become quite addicted to MySpace of late & one of my favorite pastimes has become posting pictures like this on Sean Paul's profile.
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Anyway, that's it...maybe a little too much commentary for what was needed...
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