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SCROLL DOWN!!! Alexander Ludwig - In need of an education, he is returning to his homeland for some higher learning. The Quesnels - Bored of Belle River, they are moving out west with relatives. Adam Fostey & Epidemic Marcotte - Realizing there are not many opportunities for a white rap superstar in Essex County; Marcotte decided to travel to Compton to hit the big time. Fostey will be accompanying him to be part of his crew...Crackaz With Attitude. Brad Laporte - After finding out that people in Essex County drink real beer, Brad decides to go where he will be accepted, the home of Coors Light. Christopher Dziamarski - Chris is headed for the ramp riding capital of the world; and why not, all he does is ride ramp now. Patrick Wayne Kolowicz - After being diagnosed with Tuberculosis, the Canadian government is extraditing Pat to St.Helena in the middle of the Atlantic. The same place they sent Napoleon. Hell they didn't want that crazy Frenchman getting out and they don't want this crazy pole with a 40 year dormant disease running loose either. Janice Kenney - Janice loves camping & Nickelback. Anyone that loves Nickelback and camping must live far from civilization as no one else want to hear Nickelback while camping. Wait, forget camping, no one wants to hear Nickelback. Period. Paul Dugas - Paul is about as close to uneducated as a Canadian can get, therefore he has decided to move to where he would fit in with the 81% uneducated rate. Andy Ion - We have all had enough of Ion's opinion on music. I'm sure glad he's moving to this remote island. Nat St.Pierre - Nat thinks he's big shit now that he's somewhat tall...ya Nat??? Lets see if you still think you're so tall when your standing between Paul Hogan and the Fosters Beer Announcer. Matt St.Pierre - Matt can't stand when following anyone doing less than 10-20 km over, to relieve this he has decided to move where there are empty roads and truly no rickshaws. Kippy Paterson - Kippy's eyes are always closed and he's sick of the harassment, so he's decided to move where he'll feel welcomed. JC Cooper - In an attempt to prevent JC from procreating he is being shipped to the country with the lowest fertility rate in the world. No one wants any little JC's running around. Christopher Reeve - Since his ass can't move himself anywhere, I've decided to ship him to Mt. Everest, so he can look up at it and realize that I'll always be able to climb it and he wont. Sean Whitfield - Whitfield is moving in search of a new relationship with his favorite ethnicity. Ryan Warriner - With Warriner thinking he is such a player, lets see if he has the same luck in a place with a 1.82 guy : 1 girl ratio. Donnie Johnston - It sometimes seems like Donnie is always doing something on everything possible with his bike. Fuck him, lets see if he can do his tailwhips and barspin 180's anymore after this endeavor. Jamal Shabam - In search of even more spiritual fulfillment, Jamal has decided to eliminate all distractions of evil. Jeff Ingram - Jeff needed to move somewhere where his wardrobe would fit in. Mike Monaghan - After not being able to decide to move to Scotland or Greece, Monaghan and his love decide to compromise and go to the geographical middle. Navi - After alienating all his friends in a BRN article, Navi is moving into hiding in the Carpathian Mountains. The End The pages in this
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